You feel you are lonely now, but you are ignored.
I was also buck-toothed, flat-chested and liked to dress in men's polyester and bell-bottomed golf pants, so already my come-hither status was dubious at best.
 Her personality is a lot of fun, and she loves to fart.
When she is not out arresting the bad guys, she is at home enjoying her amazing talents.
By some miracle, and by moving quickly, she lost it amidst the halls while behind her people choked and punched eachother for cutting such a nasty fart.
She has never been bothered by it, she feels if someone can't accept her for her farts then they don't deserve to know the rest of her.
The only real flaw I see is that the story is told rather sketchily, with little in the way of clues as to the timing.
I did not come here for the apron or the money.