Ground coffee is the way to go.
Smoking also is endemic at many of the coffee shops, even though that is against California law, with entire rooms clouded in white haze.
And if you want to skip the cooking altogether, you can buy ready-cooked lobster meat.
Coffee is decent, they have a side patio I think you can go on.
Each bed could be closed off by a curtain to form a cubicle with cloth walls.
With smoking banned all day and night, this place is one of the cleanest.
Stir in the can of sweetened condensed milk.
In that case, you can just approach a new woman.