Can I at least get some head? Like, just the like the ugliest bra you could think of.
And so I just went with the first thing that popped in my head, I'm on my period, which was a lie.
There was like, beer pong and people were shotgunning and mixing all sorts of flavored vodkas.
The 35 second advertisement for the GymPole product features slow motion footage of young girls as they swing around the pole, which is designed for adult use.
And I stopped, and I shoved myself out from under him and stood up, and gathered my things.
And my closing line was, Not if you like Michael Crichton.
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And I walked out the door.